📖 Yearbook

👗 Fashion & Culture

Most Likely to Hate Mondays: This lasagna-loving orange tabby clawed his way into newspaper comic sections and America's hearts, proving that lazy cynicism is totally relatable.

⚖️ Law & Justice

Most Likely to Redefine Admissions: The Supreme Court gave affirmative action a green light (with footnotes) when this aspiring med student's reverse discrimination case made history.

🗺️ World Leader

Most Likely to Lead from the Vatican: The Cardinals cast their ballots and this Polish cardinal became the first non-Italian pope in 455 years, ready to globe-trot like no pontiff before.

🔍 Crime & Scandal

Most Likely to End in Tragedy: Over 900 people died in a Guyana jungle when this cult leader's 'revolutionary suicide' turned an agricultural commune into America's worst civilian loss of life.